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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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