Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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LOL

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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