- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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