- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Women's rights

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Knock Knock. Not home.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

yolo your orange looks orange

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

I was watching Fox news.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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