- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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