What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Jebron Lames.

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obama

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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