why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

your mom gave me head.....phones

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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