HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Caramel Boing.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

DON"T READ THIS!

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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