- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Your mother just died.

Racial Equality

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Cheese

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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