- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Knock Knock. Not home.

yolo your orange looks orange

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Women's rights

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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