Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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