- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's stupid a light bulb.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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