- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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