- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

I was watching Fox news.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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