- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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