Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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