Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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