You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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