- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

I was watching Fox news.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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