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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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