What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Women's rights

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

yolo your orange looks orange

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Knock Knock. Not home.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

penisvaginaorgasm

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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