What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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