A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Neil is a reterd.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

A seal walks into a club.

a black guy hates chicken.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Rebecca Black's career.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Anti Joke

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