What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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roak

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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