- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

I was watching Fox news.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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