What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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