You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

this website is a bad joke

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

knock,knock you suck

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

roak

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Wolfjob.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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