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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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