- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Women's rights

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

yolo your orange looks orange

Knock Knock. Not home.

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