- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

How old is victor? Half past dead

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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