Your girlfriend.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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i found waldo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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