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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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