why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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