- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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