- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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