- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

why did sally drown cause she was black

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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