What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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