Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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A man was shot. He died.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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