- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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