What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

roses are red violets are indigo

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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