- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

I was watching Fox news.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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