- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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