If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

A man was shot. He died.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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