Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Anti Joke

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