What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

knock knock Goodbye

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

hi michael

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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