- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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