- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

I was watching Fox news.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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