Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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willam dafoe

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Terraria

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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