- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

I was watching Fox news.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Anti Joke

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