- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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