What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Why? Why not?

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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