- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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