Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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I was watching Fox news.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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