- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Dyslexics are teople poo

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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