- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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The holocaust

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

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