whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Terraria

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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