Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

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