Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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