Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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