what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Women's rights

yolo your orange looks orange

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Knock Knock. Not home.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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