- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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