Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

BIG PENIS

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Anti Joke

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