- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

drew edminstin is a rat

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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