- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2