Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

PENIS lol

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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