- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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