- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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