What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

A Serbian Film

LO AND BEHOLD!

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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