- Anti Joke

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

why was the cat black it was a black cat

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Anthony sucks

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i