why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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