- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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