- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??