Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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