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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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