- Anti Joke

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Anthony sucks

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans