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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

Robert Mugabe.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

A Mormon walks into a bar

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

13 =B you just learned something

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.