- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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