- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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