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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What do you call an arab ?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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