What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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