- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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