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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

okay so theres this guy.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Women can vote? wtf

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