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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Continents are large islands.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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