Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

25

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

LO AND BEHOLD!

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

A Serbian Film

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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