Its behind you like if you looked behind

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Ask me if im a tree? No

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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