Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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8===D

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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