Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Anti Joke

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