Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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