- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Your mom.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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