- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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