roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Continents are large islands.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Where's the soap?

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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