- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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