- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

LO AND BEHOLD!

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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