Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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