- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Neither have I

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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