why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Feminism.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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