What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Justin Bieber.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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nothing

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Anti Joke

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