- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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