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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

A bar walks into a man

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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