- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

where do some birds live in? Earth

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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