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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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