- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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