- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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