If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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feminism

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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a. why? b. because

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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