- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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