"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

the WNBA

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

batman has diarrhea

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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